Fantastic, dear Deda! I'm so glad someone stepped into the shoes of the complainant and used his/her POV. Well done, indeed -- and may I say in so 'Barnseylish' a manner, too. ;-) And for your 'primly hesitating' (yet, oddly Poe-ettic) poetical pronouncement in the following verse, you are awarded a Silver B.L.O.B.:

Now we return To our life of virtue
All at home by curfew, and the gnomes are still.
For action hot, they still are waiting,
Primly hesitating,
And they always will.
And they always will.

It's just getting better and better, Challenge!rs -- Jump in, the water's fine . . .

-- Áine