Gareth...Thanks for your post,It certainly made me smile..
You should use intentional humour more often.
Anyway you should not presume that because I live in the wilderness,I dont have friends who prop up the bars of Westminster.
The Dunoon Grammer School mafia,as I suppose you know, is well embedded in the upper echelons of the Labour Party,and even NATO.
So you better watch your step,or you might end up like your friend Tony ....Ake