I was thinking of getting my video camera out to record the implosion of this monitor and the meltdown of my hard drive. Then I was going to check with my bank to be sure all of the 1.7 billion was deposited in my account and with the credit bureau to assure that my new virtual files under the names "Hugh G. Rection" and "Ben Dover" were in place. Barrring any of that, I'm considering evacuating my bladder and winding my watch.

Spaw