well I know one - in fact I wrote one or two, but I couldn't, I really couldn't. Its that thing where the room goes quiet and you realise you overstepped the mark - offended the broad minded, risked the foundations of a liberal democracy...
I remember one night I did a gig at Sutton Coldfield Young Farmers or Conservatives or something and there was this guy who was the first one to break the silence.....
Gutter entertainment! he pronounced
and you think yeh, well maybe!