The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #14055   Message #118805
Posted By: Allan C.
29-Sep-99 - 08:39 AM
Thread Name: Got Plans for the Milennium?
Subject: RE: Got Plans for the Milennium?
1. Try to see how many times I can flush the toilet in the last 60 seconds of the year

2. Read the "Y" section of the dictionary

3. Click onto the Hamster Dance page and try to learn the moves

4. Catalog the different flavors of burps created by various imported beers

5. Time my watch's second hand

6. Practice French-kissing my left hand

7. Memorize the train schedule

8. See how many times in a row I can quickly say "millennium" without messing up

9. Phone the information operator in Fancy Farm, Kentucky and inquire about the weather

10. Alphabetize my spices