Little Hawk....it is a little known fact that most young males at about age 15-16 are spirited away by slightly older comrades to a secret clinic in an old automotive shop...(every state and province has one)...where they undergo a simple but effective surgical rite where the gonads are wired so that they may be plugged directly to the carberator/fuel pump of any vehicle they may be likely to operate.

A VERY few of us, (I assume you are one), didn't hang out with the 'right' crowd and were missed, and thus tend to drive reasonably sanely.