The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #69913   Message #1189581
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
20-May-04 - 09:26 AM
Thread Name: BS: Dangerous animals
Subject: RE: BS: Dangerous animals
Wasps, bees, spiders... Hah!!! Forget 'em! Ladybugs! Now there's something to be afraid of!!! Sure, they don't bite and they're cute and they eat aphids and all that goody stuff, but that's the trouble. Nobody ever kills ladybugs so they just keep multiplying and multiplying and before you know it there are so many of them that they outweigh the rest of the entire planet and that causes the Earth to shift in its orbit and go crashing into the Sun which causes the Sun to explode into a giant Nova destroying the rest of the planets in the Solar System and leaving our part of the Universe uninhabitable to every race except Vogons for millions of years.

Ladybugs! Yechhhh!!!