You were lucky, el ted.

We had to get up half hour before we went to bed. Pay pit owner, we did, just for the privilige of wehking there.
When we got 'ome, our dad used to beat us within 2 thousanths of our lives, and we 'ad to re gurgitate our breakfast, just so as rest of mah 10 brothurs an sisturs could get some sort of nurishment in ther poor little bellies.

And you think you had it tough