So, it's not your birthday anymore, right? Your birthday was yesterday and today's today, right? So, if I wished you a happy birthday you could say somethin' like, "Where the hell were you yesterday? If you don't care enough to wish me a happy birthday on my birthday, just don't bother!" Well, okay, I won't bother. Sheesh! Just no pleasin' some people, is there!

Wait! Wait! Here's an idea! I can wish you a happy birthday for your next birthday now and I sure as hell won't be late. In fact, I'll be 364 days early so you'll have nothing to complain about!

So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUSAN!

Bruce