Origins of a Drunken sailor...

Take one sailor, the longer at sea the better.
Toss in a liberty call and mix well with copious amounts of alcohol. Bingo...one drunken sailor.

For those of you who have never had the pleasure of a puking, stinking, slobbering, goofy, pie eyed shipmate, it's fairly easy to come up with ways to torture the poor soul. And quite easy for your shipmates to find ways to torture you when its your turn...

"Put him in a dress and leave him in a whorehouse"
"Tie him up with dental floss"
"Trice up his rack with him still in it"
"Get yourself a grog and get drunk with him"

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