Well I heard the Ladies singing
and I heard the Limpit snore
and I heard the Yorkshire Yankee
singing Hard Times are no more

I met big Ducks
I met small ones
and some of them were cute
I cuddled Raedwulf's bottom
It really is a beaut

Heard Sorcha on her fiddle
and Ian on his flute
a wheel went flat on the way back home
and I think I'm still drunk