However, wanting all the votes could backfire. Anyone getting 100% of the popular vote would seem a bit suspicious. (I understand that Hussein did in the last Irag free election, but he was a paragon of virture and no doubt deserving of all those votes.) You, on the other hand, have contributed to threads like the penguin thing and the angiosperm thing and stuff like that. Also, you even admit to being a card-carrying member of the National Library Association. How the hell are people gonna trust a guy like that? You have to work on your image here. Start offering money and power to people. Play the game the way it's supposed to be played. Get with the program.

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