Friggin' right you are, Kim C. If people don't want sh#t on their hands they should keep them out of the toilet bowl. Don't hold back. I don't understand that myself. I hear it at work, too. "Oh. Is it fattening?" (OK, let's see: the first six ingredients are sugar, so maybe . . . .) "Beats me! Try 93 of them and let me know."

And goddamned fast food places that won't give ya salt. Just try getting salt if you aren't carrying a .357. "Oh, but salt's not good for you." (Listen, dipshit, if I wanted to eat what's good for me I wouldn't BE here!)

Thank you, Kim. I feel much better now.

Bruce M