I tried to write a poem
to the Mudcat, a good verse
but everything I writted
just got worse and worse

I tried to mention music
and of politics very little
but someone took my ode over
and because they couldn't make it rhyme they started to go on and on about Iran and Bush and Blair and then someone said that guests have got to go and that Hull was rubbish and there was a plot to assisinate Max and Joe was power mad and the Mudcat was terirble and...

Arrrgggghhhh!

Cheers

DtG