Blasphemers! That's what you people are! Blasphemers!

I have read this thread from beginning to end and I have seen NO, I repeat, NO mention whatsoever of Our Lord Jesus Christ and His Saving Grace! (HALLELUJAH!) I have seen references to pagan deities, evil demons, imps of Satan and the dreaded Secular Humanists, but nary a mention of Our Saviour! Why, you have even mocked The Holy Trinity by creating "The Holy Trinity of BS" (Bill Shatner, Barbara Streisand, Britney Spears).

I am here to warn you. You are all going to burn in Hell unless you change your evil ways RIGHT NOW! Renounce BS and accept Jesus!

Get down on your knees and beg your "JoeClones" to close, nay, not just close, DELETE this evil thread before it's too late! Then STAY on your knees and beg forgiveness from Our Lord Jesus and accept Him as your one and only true personal Saviour!

Yours in Christ,

The Right Reverend Albert P. Twobyfour