Under regulations just enforced by Scarborough and Whitby Councils. It will become an offence for someone to knowingly (or more pertanitly unknowingly) sing or perform in any shape size manner or hot pants the song which is entitled 'The Fields of Athenry' or any constituent phrase line verse wherin. Fines will be levied, tongues will be cut out, spleens will be vented and if the said singist has a mangy dog on a piece of string the dog will be taken away and barbecued.