If I had a MOAB of my own
I wouldn't bitch or whine, or moan
About the problems that I see
Or difficult reality
I'd never want to leave my home
Or go off to the woods alone
If I had a MOAB of my own
BS would be my Blarney Stone
With a MOAB of my very own!
I could sit and sing a MOAB song
And BS all the whole day long!!