I'll have to give it a think, SRS. Working in Theatre for many years, and also running a hotel in Greece for a decade, you'd think I'd have stories galore. But either my mind has edited out the really bizarre ones, or too many brain cells have leaked out onto my pillow.

Most of the time, they were one-liners. I do remember one fellow, the boyfriend of a dear friend of mine, who asked me who wrote Macbeth. I told him a guy named Hamlet, and he didn't even blink.

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