Well it took a few practise chops, but I successfully split a hamster in two last night, at the eighteenth attempt. I cleaned out "pets r us " of their entire stock of hamsters but it was worth it! I didn't have any formadahyde to preserve them in so I used vinegar ( a nice local twist there i think)
    So, what am I bid for this homage to Damien? Shall we start the bidding at 15,000 guineas?