Well, nobody's mentioned this one yet: All God's Critters. Pre-flamed for your reading enjoyment:
1) Bill Staines wrote it - he's a great songwriter.
2) I love this song
3) My kids love this song
My reply: I still hate it.
Oh, and I don't believe I've seen "Billy, Don't be a Hero" yet. I think it's probably on Dave Barry's list along with "Honey."