Shana Twain and Travis Trit are doing a Conway Twitty Memorial Tour in New Jersey. Right! It's the

             Twain-Trit Trenton Twitty Tribute Tour.

I've also been partial to the "My Old Man's A..." song, as done by the Smother Brothers:

"My old man's a cotton-pickin' finger-lickin' chicken plucker."


Or

I am not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant plucker's son
And I'll be plucking pheasants
'Til the pheasant plucking's done.