Fondalees Wanted!!

Genetically female volunteers needed to serve as
fondalees in the

Great Fond Du Lac
Fondling Follies

to be contested between

Rapaire,

a sensitive, intelligent, yet macho guy from the manly
state of Idaho, and

Amos,

who hails from Southern California, and you know
what sort of people live there.

This will be based upon scientific principles, and will
use the latest in fondling measurement tools, including
nifty wireless stuff and computer equipment that will
make NASA jealous.

Rapaire has asked for genetically female fondalees, but
Amos has expressed no preference.

Date and venue dependant upon the weather.

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