I am reminded of my brothers' well-loved battle cry...

" Wide briefs AWAAAYYYYYY!!! "

Usually followed by tighty-whities slingshotted past my head. I have yet to figure out why airborne underwear is so strangely amusing *puzzled*

What I want to know is...why thongs? What are they? Essentially...butt-floss. Why do people wear them? I can see maybe their usefulness as water-balloon launchers in a tight spot but other than that...you just get blisters in awkward places...

*sighs at the frivolity that is the thong*