Love those people who ask what you're doing while you're doing whatever. Paint a house, and for sure some idiot will come over and say, "So, ya paintin' the house?" I had a guy say that to me once.

"Hey, Bruce, ya paintin' the house?" I replied, "Naw, not until I get it sanded first." I shit you not, he said, "But that's paint you're putting on." I couldn't believe it. I didn't do enough of ANYTHING in the 1960s to figure THAT out. So, I said, "Aw, fu#k, thanks, now I gotta start over. FU#K!"

He left.