This isn't a particularly civilized thread, BBruce, and we play with the html. WMD = Wielding Mild Drivel

At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later
discovered to be a public school math teacher, was
arrested trying to board a flight while in possession
of a compass, a protractor, and a graphic calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious
al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying
weapons of math instruction.
SRS