Martin I was glad to welcome you to the fold when you gave up being an annoying guest and became a contentious Mudcatter [I nearly said member] However I think you do yourself no favours when you get dirty and personal, and think you should repress your desire to shock, in most cases it doesn't work.Intelligent and funny posts get you noticed more than rude ones.
As to the pros and cons of male circumcision, I don't believe your statement that all US hospitals endorse the practice, what they almost certainly do encourage, is cleanliness in that area. So cicumcised or not keep it clean, and whether you wash it fast or slow is up to you!
JGM