Monday morning and the sun is shining
The clouds have gone away
The wife and kids are still in bed
Thats great cuase theres no whining

Its chauffer day for me again
Take my wife and daughter to the Ode-an
What do they want to see, youve guessed
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

So for two and a half hours
What will I do I sigh
Why look after the younger daughter
And go to B&Q for a bit of DIY

Roll on Friday night I say
For I just cannot wait
To watch our Bill and Dave singing
I hope they won't be late :-)