*ahem*...

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
Or some joker who is quicker, gonna trick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

(by the way, I love the first one that started the thread, Jim -- I am quite good at keeping my tangue from getting tungled, but that was a tough one!)

Brian.