dwditty and 'spaw holy Jasus the tears are still running down my face, there's nothing like a good laugh. I have to agree with the feckin' Unicorn. I absolutely refuse to play it, don't even know the words. How about Turn me loose by Loverboy or Mandy or Anything by Tony Orlando and Dawn.
Leprosy there are pieces falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh leprosy came suddenly

Does that qualify Peter?