The old what if there was a fire thing was always confusing to me. If I wake up and have to get out of the house so quickly that I can't grab any garment - my nudity wouldn't be my highest priority. Also, my feet are tender - if you gave me a choice between pants or shoes as I was running out the door to spend a few hours, I'd opt for the shoes - first of all, firemen always have blankets, but rarely ever shoes.

Thongs are one of those things me invented because they look sexy on skinny women. Anything else positive about them is purely coincidental.

Ever notice that one ball hangs lower than the other (usually the right)? It's to help make sure that they don't squeeze together and get hurt when you close your legs.

Is someone going to start a thread like this for ladies (or maybe women, ladies may not post to a similar thread)?