The lateness of El Ted's post shows you what a good time we had.

People of Hull, you are most welcome at the Blacksmith's Arms, Farlington - but please don't all come at once!

The El Ted world tour rolled into Farlington last night like a banshee howl, scattering chickens and tractors in its wake. The local folkies threw themselves prostrate at El Ted's feet as his fast-fingers flew over his fretboard to create sounds like had never been heard in these parts before - and he was only tuning up.

Bathed in sweat, El Ted's flamenco both soothed and stimulated the eager Farlington punters who were awestruck in admiration at his incredible iberian instrumentation. Only once did El Ted lose his cool, when asked to play an encore after a particularly strenuous tune but he rose to the challenge like a matador gored by the bull only to rise from the dust and plunge his steely blade into the quivering...(that's enough reviews of El Ted's world tour - Ed).