Hey. This festival sounds really good. Of course I've never heard of it myself, and I've never even been to Middlewich in my life. Honest.
How do the organisers do it? I mean, to organise such a feast of entertainment at such reasonable cost makes them, in my view, almost akin to gods. Do they have supernatural powers?
Of course, you understand, I'm not biased as I've never heard of the festival before and I've never been to Middlewich. Honest