OK, serious for a sec. This thread is NOT helping me meet gals--just very strange guys. I am gone, and I am taking my briefs with me. So there.

Did ya hear about the fellow who bought briefs that were three sizes too small? He took 'em back to the store. The lady wanted to know why he was returning them. He said, "Did you ever dance at the ballroom in the train station?" She answered, "There IS no ballroom in the train station!" He said, "Same as the briefs."