Ah Shambles my friend, you're confusing me with someone who gives a damn.

Sorry John. It's just that I had to watch Scottish TV, and Scottish football on it, for 12 years so I do understand how you feel.

I would watch all the 'build-up' to the big game (i.e. the match with the England team) and then just as the game was about to start - I would hear those dreaded words. Viewers in Scotland now have their own programmes.

*^+£$!!**!