Mister Fat Bad Actor himSELF?? Visit lil ole ME?? Why, I would be SPEECHless with humbling honor and embarrassment, after all the mean things I have said about him. I will be made so terribly wrong, as he will demonstrate that he is not the lard-ass, conceited mediocre egotistic, self-aggrandizing incompetent idiot that I thought he was. I will have to take all those crude remarks back after such a show of tolerance from Mister Shatner. Wow!!

Of course, if he doesn't show up, you realize all bets are off and a whole slew of adjectives will be coming your way, Little Hawk. This better be gopd!


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