I am in Illinois and my nephew, Utahraptor, said that the British are "dumb, because they talk funny."

He has been flogged for his uppity ways. A direct quote: "It REALLY hurt!"

I shall return Wednesday. Please hold the applause until I am completed.

Thank you, thank you, and all you little people how made this award possible: Frodo, Merry, Sam, Pippin and the rest.