Yeah, happy birthday, Spaw, and all that shit...

But would ya look at the way Ronnie Reagan's jumped up in the Toypresidents' poll! Second place! Just 'cause he went from bein' a veg to bein' a stiff! Maybe if someone was to tell all the yahoos out there that Millard Fillmore's dead a lotta folks that couldn't stand him when he was alive would get all sentimental and vote for him.

So, here it is:

LISTEN UP PEOPLE!!! MILLARD FILLMORE IS DEAD!!! IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO MOURN HIS PASSING, PLEASE DO SO NOW!!! DO NOT SEND FLOWERS!!! VOTE FOR HIM ON THE TOYPRESIDENTS' POLL INSTEAD!!!