MOAB can get a little polarised sometimes - weighed down with all this polemic - maybe we need some po-lice to straighten out some of these catters who, no offence Rapaire, are just a bunch of damn pole cats spraying their stuff. Anyone got a polaroid so we can pin down these bipolar poltergeists and teach them how to be po-lite.

and Mr Rapaire, this damn MOAB is so polymorphous, its like being on a polyurethene roller coaster, whirling from one damn politicking policy to another.

one minute its all about polka dots, the next its a damn Polynesian line dance.