We got Absinthe, Anisette, athol bose, akavit, Amoretto, Aragnac, Brandy, Benedictine, beer, Bourbon, Bailey's, cider, Creme de whatever you want, Cognac, Curacao, Drambuie, daminana, eau de toilette, Everclear, elderberry wine, Frangelico, Galliano, Grand Marinier, Goldwasser, Guinness, gin, hazelnut, Irish, Japanese plum, Jaegermeister, kirschwasser, Kummel, Kahlua, limoncello, Liqueur 44, margaritas, madrono, melissa, noisette, nocine, orange, Pernod, prickly pear (thorns left in), rum, rhubarb wine, quince wine, sambuca (both black and white), Scotch whiskey, shrub-rum, sloe gin, tequila, Tanqueray, Trappistine, Tia Maria, vodka, vermouth (dry AND sweet), whiskey and whisky, wine, xylene, yellow Chartreuse, and zammu.

If it ain't listed, we've still got it, 'cause I didn't list everything we got.

Mix a shot of each together and drink the result right down. Not only won't you sober up for at least a week, the hangover will last long after you're dead.