Khandu, you whacko sunofabitch, what the fock are you doing with your head that it keeps ending up stuck up your butt? I mean here you start this whole kingdom, all these hijinks, the longest thread known to man, yadda-yadda-yadda and then you disappear practically forever and when you finally surface all you can do is intone a lesson about ... ETYMOLOGY?? I Mean, what is wrong with this picture??? Jeeezus Crissmas, man!! At least talk about something sensible like icthyology. Whatever. How about explaining where the fock you've been all this time? We can parse our our own linguistic archetypes! Whassup wit' you?


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