She Tickles Me:

I went to see my gal last night, I stayed till after three
The reason why I stayed so late, that gal just tickles me

She was so doggone bashful, only 16 years of age,
She had the table all dressed up, put britches on the legs

I asked her would she marry, I'm tired of goin' free,
Then she jammed a rag in the keyhole and boy that tickled me

Then she pulled down all the window shades, so no one couldn't see,
Then she turned the lights all out, and boy that tickled me

I stumbled round to find her, the room was dark as night,
I got my arms around her, made everything all right

I hugged her, I kissed her, then the lights came on,
I found her mama in my arms, and my old girl was gone

Then something snapped behind me, and I whirled around to see,
Her daddy, with a shotgun, had come to tickle me

I jumped right through the window and landed in the sand,
Expecting any moment to be plugged by her old man

I've never seen my girl since then, and I'm still goin' free,
She's 1400 miles away, and boy that tickles me.