keep it up, this is ten times better than the match!

those Plantaganet bastards, wouldn't you know it was them all along. that's why we lost......a kebab munching patron saint and t-shirts with French heraldry, all that money in the captain's handbag weighing him down....well it was hardly a level playing field

if they were anything like sportsmen, they'd give us a doggy's chance - say a penalty shoot out

the only thing is, we have this trouble with penalties.....