I am a politically-incorrect latter-day hippy. I think some people should NOT be allowed to smoke. Imagine Bush after a few tokes. Jaysus, he can't think too well at the best of times. "So, what DO I tell the people about weapons of tax deduction?"

Airline pilots--hey man, you ever see this thing before? Wonder what it does?

Surgeons--hey man, you ever see this thing before? Wonder what it does?