Awhile back someone asked me about a song with the following [partial] lyrics...[title unknown]
I have heard the song...but it was a long time ago

I always wanted a friend named Red
A girl named Mary, and like I said
I always wanted a two-tone Chevrolet
But I never had any girl at all
And all my friends were named Fred or Paul
And I never did get my two-tone Chevrolet

or somethink similar to the above...