I'm surprised no disgruntled ultra-feminazi has yet thrown out mutters about male chauvinism by now and instigated a full scale gender war in this thread. I mean...what am I going to do with this six pack and bucket of designer popcorn now?

I don't know, Pogo. Sorry to disappoint.

BTW, I say this as a favor to you... you might want to consider removing the term "feminazi" from your lexicon. (You'll thank me later.)

;-)