it was a 6 x 2 plank that got him on the head as he slipped thru unsecured decking, dislocated shoulder, wrenched back so he is setting about working on his stand up comic act.

They've just taken him back into Deresford Hospital, they found him wandering outside the entrance talking on his mobile phone, in his pygamas, and dressing gown, but they waited until he'ld 'bottled' the crowd.

for breakfast he has an egg - on his head.