I am The Omnipotent Krill! You have no power that can stand against me. I command the legions of Arcturus and the planetary hordes of Thoth. I hereby announce the imminent takeover of the Internet, which includes this pathetic forum. Since this thread is clearly the lynchpin of Mudcat Cafe, we are now commandeering it for the purpose of terrorizing you all into cringing obedience. Prepare to be dominated utterly and used for our inscrutable purposes.

We shall allow you a little time to assimilate this information, panic, and discuss it among yourselves hysterically, before submitting to our absolute rule.

The Omnipotent Krill has spoken!