A new fire truck will be handed over by the mayor to the fire department. There is planned also a short ecumenical religious ceremony. The local representatives of the creeds are kindly invited to perform.
The Lutheran minister: "I shall give a short sermon."
The Catholic priest: "I shall say the prayer and sprinkle the truck with holy water."
The Rabbi: "What shall I do? Maybe I could saw off a small end of the exhaust pipe?"