Art Bell? Ha! He has a taste for the bizarre and unusual, and has even done features that mentioned me in passing, but not for some time. He was foolish to take me so lightly. He is an insignificant piece of biological waste which we will destroy utterly when we take over your little planet. His slow, hideous demise in the plasma inverter will be used to entertain the warriors of Thoth as we celebrate over the ruins of your defunct civilization.

We have decided that your incompetent military forces, whom we optimistically expected to do the job of destroying your decadent civilization for us, just cannot get it together...all they can do is mess up a few localized areas like Iraq and Afghanistan...so we are going to do it for you instead...worldwide. Your cities will be leveled, your cars will be compacted, your gonads and ovaries will be extracted. If you have any idiotic "entertainment" things left to do that you hadn't gotten around to yet, such as skydiving, shark wrestling, or having illicit sex in the Oval Office, we suggest you get right to it now while you still can.