I'll have a couple of nasturtium leaves, as long as the blackfly haven't got to them first. Should go nicely with velociraptor.
This chair is way too comfortable, I keep drifting off on a sea of serenity, wafting over the waves towards a moonlit tropical beach. I can see dusky maidens in the distance, and they appear to be carrying gourds full of fermented coconut milk, roast suckling pig and platters piled high with some sweet native fruit. I swim gently towards where the surf starts to break on the beach I can hear ukelele music drifting over the foam. A large wooden masted ship sails across the bay, it's sails billowing in the cool evening breeze, then the shanties start...
And Liz - wasn't the fourth story "Gin IV - a new hope!" or was that Star Wars? I lose track!
Quack!